// the toad
Mortimer is damp, and he has no plan to dry.
Blob of Affection began as a lump of clay and a feeling nobody could name properly. It is now a pond, a meme studio that needs no wallet, a pool that cannot give anything back, and one small green creature who leaks emotion around the clock. No roadmap, no meetings, no promises you would have to remember.
$ status --toad
damp: true · plan: null · mood: tender confusion
scroll for the honest part
// contract address, robinhood chain
Copy it, check it twice, then breathe
$ erc-20 · chain 4663 · ponsfamily.com
There is exactly one address and this is it. Read it back against the token page on ponsfamily.com before you send anything, because Mortimer cannot reverse a transaction and he would feel terrible about it for weeks.
// the numbers
// audited by nobody. read by everyone.
// mission statement, slightly crooked
We are not building the future of money. We are keeping one small toad company while he feels everything at once.
Every serious coin has a mission with arrows, quarters and the word ecosystem. Ours has a pond. When the chart climbs Mortimer cries. When it falls he cries in the same spot with the same face. The moisture stays constant, which is the closest thing to stability we can honestly offer.
// small print, honestly small
- No presale. Nobody thought that far ahead.
- No influencer deals. He gets shy around cameras.
- No burn events of our own. The only burning here happens inside a Proof of Blob round, and the dev who committed it chose the share.
- No treasury with a plan. There is one jar, it fills only with Proof of Blob fees, and it cannot reach anything else.
// damp counter
Tap the toad. The number goes up. That is the entire product.
Your taps live in this browser and nowhere else. No wallet, no signature, no permission slip. Close the tab and come back next month, he will still remember you.
taps of affection
Bone dry newcomer$ drip --total 0 --rank "bone dry newcomer"
tap him gently, he is load bearing
// tokenomics, told honestly
The numbers, and what they actually mean
Most projects hide the joke in a pie chart. We wrote ours down in plain words. Nothing here is a strategy. All of it is true.
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Supply
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Set by pons at creation and read back from the contract once the token exists. Counted once by a toad anyway. He lost the thread near four hundred million and started again from the top.
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Tax
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Whatever this is set to at creation, pons freezes it there, so nobody can raise it on you later. The platform takes its own cut on every trade, separately from this. We tried a fee for one afternoon and Mortimer felt awful about it.
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Team wallet
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The team is one toad. He does not know what a wallet is and we would like to keep it that way.
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Liquidity
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At graduation the pool position goes to a locker contract with no unlock button and no wallet that can reach it, not the creator and not pons. Mortimer could not withdraw it if he learned how.
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Roadmap
missing
It was written on a napkin. The napkin got damp. You can guess how the rest of that story goes.
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Utility
two working things
The forge is a meme studio that needs no wallet, no token and no account. Holding $BLOB unlocks none of it, because gating a joke behind a balance would ruin the joke. Proof of Blob is a pool that cannot give anything back: a dev hands part of a token to it and names the moment, the largest holders get their share pushed to their wallets, and a tenth of every round is bought into $BLOB for the treasury. Nobody claims anything, and nobody is promised a round.
// this is a meme coin. treat it like a joke with a wallet attached.
// where to go next
Five more rooms in the swamp
This page is only the introduction. The detail lives elsewhere, sorted into rooms that each smell slightly different.
// the pond
Leave a feeling in the pond
One line, whatever is sitting on your chest right now. It stays in your browser, it never travels, and Mortimer will pretend he read it.
// last six drops in this browser