// the toad
Mortimer is damp, and he has no plan to dry.
Blob of Affection began as a lump of clay and a feeling nobody could name properly. It is now a coin, a pond, and one small green creature who leaks emotion around the clock. No roadmap, no meetings, no promises you would have to remember.
$ status --toad
damp: true · plan: null · mood: tender confusion
scroll for the honest part
// contract address, robinhood chain
Copy it, check it twice, then breathe
$ erc-20 · chain 4663 · ponsfamily.com
There is exactly one address and this is it. Read it back against the token page on ponsfamily.com before you send anything, because Mortimer cannot reverse a transaction and he would feel terrible about it for weeks.
// the numbers
// audited by nobody. read by everyone.
// mission statement, slightly crooked
We are not building the future of money. We are keeping one small toad company while he feels everything at once.
Every serious coin has a mission with arrows, quarters and the word ecosystem. Ours has a pond. When the chart climbs Mortimer cries. When it falls he cries in the same spot with the same face. The moisture stays constant, which is the closest thing to stability we can honestly offer.
// small print, honestly small
- No presale. Nobody thought that far ahead.
- No influencer deals. He gets shy around cameras.
- No burn events. The pond is already warm enough.
- No treasury. There is a jar and it is empty.
// damp counter
Tap the toad. The number goes up. That is the entire product.
Your taps live in this browser and nowhere else. No wallet, no signature, no permission slip. Close the tab and come back next month, he will still remember you.
taps of affection
Bone dry newcomer$ drip --total 0 --rank "bone dry newcomer"
tap him gently, he is load bearing
// tokenomics, told honestly
The numbers, and what they actually mean
Most projects hide the joke in a pie chart. We wrote ours down in plain words. Nothing here is a strategy. All of it is true.
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Supply
1,000,000,000
Fixed by pons at creation. The token contract has no mint function at all, so this number cannot grow later, no matter who asks. Counted once by a toad anyway. He lost the thread near four hundred million and started again from the top.
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02
Tax
0%, fixed at launch
Creator tax is set to zero and pons freezes that number at creation, so nobody can raise it on you later. Pons still takes its own 1% on every trade, which is the platform's fee and not ours. We tried a fee for one afternoon and Mortimer felt awful about it.
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03
Team wallet
does not exist
The team is one toad. He does not know what a wallet is and we would like to keep it that way.
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04
Liquidity
locked, not burned
At graduation the pool position goes to the pons locker contract. There is no unlock button and no wallet that can reach it, not the creator and not pons. Mortimer could not withdraw it if he learned how.
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05
Roadmap
missing
It was written on a napkin. The napkin got damp. You can guess how the rest of that story goes.
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06
Utility
emotional
You may tap the toad as often as you like. Nobody will ever charge you gas for a feeling.
// this is a meme coin. treat it like a joke with a wallet attached.
// where to go next
Four more rooms in the swamp
This page is only the introduction. The detail lives elsewhere, sorted into rooms that each smell slightly different.
// the pond
Leave a feeling in the pond
One line, whatever is sitting on your chest right now. It stays in your browser, it never travels, and Mortimer will pretend he read it.
// last six drops in this browser