The Toad 01 Feelings Index 02 Swamp Lore 03 Feelings Forge 04 Proof of Blob 05 Get Damp 06 Forge a feeling
The Toad Get Damp
onboarding ritual · 12 minutes

GetDamp.

Everything you need to hold a small piece of one very moist amphibian. Written by the toad, who has read zero whitepapers and plans to keep that streak alive.

Reading time12 min
DifficultyDamp beginner
Last updated11 September 2026
Steps8 plus one nap

01 / before you begin

Four things, then we hop.

None of this needs a spreadsheet. It needs a small amount of patience and an even smaller amount of money. The toad would rather you arrive slowly than arrive broke.

req_01

A phone or a laptop

Any device with a browser you trust. Update it first. Old browsers leak in ways you will not notice until it matters.

req_02

Twelve quiet minutes

Rushing is the whole reason people paste the wrong address. Put the phone on silent. The pond is not going anywhere.

req_03

Money you can forget

The amount you would spend on two sandwiches and no regrets. Meme coins go to zero often and without warning.

req_04

Paper and a pen

Yes, real paper. Your recovery words belong on something that cannot be screenshotted, synced, or emailed to a stranger.

// what you actually need

  • A self custody EVM wallet, created by you, controlled by you.
  • Some ETH bridged onto Robinhood Chain. It buys the toad and it pays the gas, because the chain has no separate fee token.
  • The contract address, copied from this page or from a block explorer you opened yourself.
  • A willingness to feel mild embarrassment in public. That part is free.

// what you do not need

  • A referral link from someone in your direct messages.
  • A "verification bot" that asks you to connect a wallet to prove you are human.
  • A presale slot, a whitelist, or an allocation. There were none. There will be none.
  • A Telegram admin who found you first. Real admins never message first.

02 / the walkthrough

Eight steps, told slowly by a toad.

Read the whole thing once before you touch anything. Then do it with the page open next to you. Every step has a plain checklist under the damp part.

01 3 min wallet

Pick a wallet, not a personality

A wallet is a small damp pocket that only you can reach into. It is not an account. Nobody can reset it for you, not even me, and I am extremely willing to help with everything else.

// what to actually do

  1. Choose one EVM wallet. MetaMask and Rabby are where most people start, and either is fine for this.
  2. Type the official domain into the address bar yourself. Do not use the first search result, because ads sit above it.
  3. Install the browser extension or the mobile app, then pick "Create a new wallet".
  4. Set a password for the device. That password unlocks the app, it does not recover the wallet.
toad tip Sponsored search results have stolen more wallets than hackers ever have. Once you land on the real site, bookmark it and use only the bookmark from then on.
what actually connects You are not forced into a browser extension. pons connects MetaMask, Rabby, Coinbase Wallet, Trust Wallet, or any of 540 or more wallets through a WalletConnect QR code, so a phone wallet works as well as a laptop one.
02 critical seed phrase

Write the seed phrase down like it is 1994

Twelve words. They are the whole animal. Screenshot them and you have handed your feelings to a cloud you do not own. I keep mine under a rock, which is not advice, it is just where I live.

// what to actually do

  1. Write the 12 or 24 words on paper, in order, with the number next to each word.
  2. Write a second copy on a second piece of paper. Store the two copies in two different places.
  3. Confirm the words in the app when it asks. Then close the window and never type them anywhere again.
  4. If you want a stronger setup later, look into a hardware wallet. Same words, colder storage.
danger No support agent will ever need your seed phrase. Not for verification, not for an airdrop, not for a "wallet sync", not for a "migration". Anyone asking is stealing, without exception.
03 4 min funding

Bridge some ETH onto the chain

ETH is the water here. It buys the toad and it pays the gas, because Robinhood Chain runs on ETH and has no coin of its own. Keep a puddle spare at all times.

// what to actually do

  1. Get ETH into a wallet you control, on Ethereum or on Arbitrum. An exchange withdrawal or a card purchase in the wallet both work.
  2. Open the Arbitrum bridge portal yourself at portal.arbitrum.io and pick Robinhood Chain as the destination. Deposits usually land in a few minutes.
  3. Add the network to your wallet with the details in the table below, or let the pons site offer to add it for you and read the popup before accepting.
  4. Copy your address from the wallet. It starts with 0x, and it is the same address on every EVM chain, which is exactly why choosing the right network matters more than the address does.
  5. Send a small test amount first, watch it arrive, then send the rest. Keep a little ETH spare afterwards. A wallet holding tokens and no gas cannot sell them.
Robinhood Chain, the details your wallet asks for
FieldValue
Network nameRobinhood Chain
RPC URLhttps://rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com
Chain ID4663
Currency symbolETH
Block explorerhttps://robinhoodchain.blockscout.com

// fills the five fields above in one prompt. your wallet asks first, and it only adds a network. no address is read, nothing is signed, no balance is touched.

no chain token, ever There is no Robinhood Chain coin and there is no Robinhood Chain airdrop. Gas is paid in ETH, the chain never issued a token of its own, and so there is nothing to claim, nothing to be allocated, and nothing to be early for. Every offer of one is a scam, with no exceptions and no edge cases.
the bit that surprises people Bridging in is quick. Bridging back out is not. Withdrawing to Ethereum goes through the standard challenge period that optimistic rollups use, which is roughly seven days, unless you pay a third party for a fast exit. That is ordinary rollup behaviour rather than a rule anyone wrote for this chain, but plan around it before you bridge money you will want back on Thursday.
04 2 min venue

Open the token page yourself

Do not click a link from a chat, not even a friendly one. Type the address yourself. Typing is a small act of self respect and it takes four seconds.

// what to actually do

  1. Type www.ponsfamily.com into the address bar. pons is the launchpad this token lives on.
  2. Find the token from the launchpad list, or go straight to its page. A pons token page is the launchpad path followed by the contract address, so the address is sitting in the URL where you can read it.
  3. Read the domain letter by letter before you connect anything. A dropped letter, an added word, or a different ending is the entire trick, and it works because it is boring to check.
  4. Press connect, then confirm the popup shows that same domain. Approve the connection only. A connection never moves funds. A signature does.
habit worth keeping Bookmark the real page once. From then on, use only the bookmark. Also worth holding in your head: pons is a launchpad, not a filter. Anyone can list anything on it, there is no verification badge to look for, and it does not vet the tokens that appear. The address stays your job.
who is who Robinhood Chain is an EVM network. pons is an independent launchpad running on it. Neither pons nor this toad is issued by, affiliated with, or endorsed by Robinhood Markets, and nobody here has any arrangement with that company. If a page implies otherwise, that is the tell.
05 read twice contract address

Paste the contract address, then check it again

There are many tokens named after me. Some of them are traps with my face on them. The name is a costume. The address is the only truth in the swamp.

// what to actually do

  1. Copy the contract address from the panel below, or from a block explorer you opened yourself.
  2. Paste it into the search on pons, or open the token page whose URL ends in that exact address.
  3. Compare the first five characters and the last five against this page. Then compare five characters from the middle, because the middle is the part nobody reads and therefore the part they change.
  4. Open the same address on Blockscout and confirm the contract sitting there has the name, the symbol, and the supply you were expecting.
about the capital letters An EVM address is case insensitive, so 0xC0FFEE and 0xc0ffee are the same address. The mixed case version you usually see is a checksum, a quiet way of catching a typo. So do not panic when the capitals differ from a screenshot, and do not relax when they match. Compare the characters themselves.
clipboard hygiene Some malware swaps the address in your clipboard. Always look at what landed in the field, not at what you thought you copied.
06 1 min slippage

Set slippage like a calm amphibian

Slippage is how much price movement you accept between pressing the button and the chain agreeing. Too tight and nothing happens. Too loose and a stranger eats your lunch.

// what to actually do

  1. Connect the wallet first. The slippage control only appears once the trade panel knows who is trading.
  2. Pick the number from your own order size against the liquidity in front of it, not from a number somebody posted in a chat.
  3. Read price impact as a separate thing. Slippage is the ceiling you agree to accept. Price impact is what your own order does to the price all by itself, before anyone else touches it.
  4. If the impact looks large next to your order, halve the order and do it twice. Widening slippage does not make a thin market deeper, it only agrees to the worse fill in advance.
  5. Leave gas at whatever the wallet suggests. Only raise it if the transaction sits there pending.
How to reason about it, since no single number is right twice
What you are seeingWhat it actually meansWhat to do about it
Quiet market, small orderAlmost nothing lands between your quote and your confirmationKeep the ceiling tight. It will still fill
Busy launch, everyone trading at onceOther orders settle in the gap between the quote and your blockWiden a little, in small steps, and retry rather than jumping straight to a big number
Price impact looks large for your sizeThe liquidity in front of you is thin. This is not the market moving, it is you moving itCut the order. This one does not respond to slippage at all
Transaction sits pending and never landsYour gas price is below what the chain is currently acceptingSpeed it up from the wallet, same nonce, higher gas
It keeps failing at every setting you trySomething about the token or the route is wrong, not your toleranceStop raising numbers. Re-check the contract address before another attempt
07 read it signing

Read the popup, then sign

The popup is not a formality. It is the last door in the house. On an EVM chain that door comes in three different shapes, and only one of them is the trade you meant to make.

// what to actually do

  1. Enter the ETH amount you decided on earlier, not the amount the chart is shouting at you.
  2. Read what the wallet is actually asking for. A trade moves ETH out and tokens in, and it shows you both sides with a gas figure underneath.
  3. An approval moves nothing at all. It gives a contract standing permission to spend a token you already hold, at some later moment, without asking you again. That permission survives the trade, survives you closing the tab, and survives you forgetting about it.
  4. If an approval asks for an unlimited amount, edit it down to the amount you are actually trading. Wallets let you. Unlimited is how a wallet gets emptied months later, by a contract that looked fine on the day and did not stay that way.
  5. A bare signature deserves more suspicion than either, not less. It costs no gas, names no amount, and never shows up on the explorer, which is precisely why phishing pages ask for one. It can still sign your tokens away. If you did not expect a signature, do not give one.
  6. Sign, then open the transaction on Blockscout once. Reading it confirmed with your own eyes is worth the extra click.
the one that matters here Buying with ETH needs no approval at all. ETH is the chain's own asset, so a straight ETH buy is a single transaction and nothing else. If a page asks you to approve something before your very first buy, stop and read the domain again. You will meet a genuine approval eventually, when you sell the token back or trade it against another ERC-20, and that one is ordinary. The first one is not.
if it fails A failed transaction does not take your tokens, but it does keep the gas. The chain ran your instructions, hit a condition it did not like, and threw the whole result away while still charging for the attempt. Annoying, cheap, and completely normal. Usually it means slippage was set tighter than the price moved.
08 the point aftercare

Feel something on purpose

You now hold a small piece of a damp animal. That is genuinely all it is. Set an amount you can forget, then go stand outside and let the weather happen to you.

// what to actually do

  1. Import the token into your wallet using the contract address, so the balance stops looking suspiciously invisible.
  2. Keep it in a wallet you control. A Proof of Blob round pays the wallets that hold a token at its snapshot block, and a balance sitting on an exchange belongs to a contract, so it is left out.
  3. Decide now what would make you sell. Write it on the same paper as nothing else.
  4. Name the feeling you just bought over at the Feelings Forge. Optional. Deeply encouraged.
  5. Turn off price notifications. The chart does not miss you when you are gone.
reading list If you want the background before the balance, the Swamp Lore page explains where the pond came from, and the Feelings Index catalogues every mood recorded so far.

03 / the contract address

One address. Everything else is a costume.

Copy it from here or from an explorer you opened yourself. Then verify it in two independent places before you sign anything. This takes ninety seconds and saves entire wallets.

$BLOB · robinhood chain erc-20 · chain 4663

// full contract address, check the highlighted ends and then the middle

Open Blockscout Open the launchpad
Token facts, every one of them readable on chain
NameBlob of Affection
SymbolBLOB
NetworkRobinhood Chain, ID 4663
StandardERC-20
Decimals-
Total supply-
Mint function-
Contract owner-
Pause or blacklist-
Transfer tax-
Creator tax-
Graduation threshold-
Liquidity at graduation-
Team allocation-
Launch venuepons, ponsfamily.com

Five checks before you paste

  • Match the whole string. Impostors clone the first four characters on purpose because that is all most people read.
  • Read the source on the explorer. A pons launch token has no mint function and no owner. If the verified source in front of you has either, you are not looking at the token in that table.
  • Hunt for a transfer fee, a pause, or a blacklist. None of the three exist in a pons token. Any of them turning up means somebody else wrote that contract.
  • Find out where the liquidity actually is. Before graduation it sits on the bonding curve. Graduation happens once enough ETH has gone into that curve to reach the threshold in the launch config, not on a date somebody picked, and after it the liquidity sits in a locked position nobody can withdraw from. Liquidity you cannot point at is not liquidity.
  • Cross check two independent sources. If the address differs by one character anywhere, stop and ask in the open channel.
never Never take an address from a direct message, a reply under a post, or a screenshot. Not even from a moderator. Handles get spoofed, avatars get copied, and screenshots are trivially edited.
source 01

Block explorer

Paste the contract address into Blockscout and read the verified source, the holder list, and the deployment date. This is the raw record, not a marketing page, and nobody can edit it to flatter themselves.

Open Blockscout
source 02

The launchpad itself

Find the token from the pons list rather than from a link, then check that the address in the URL matches the one on this page. Liquidity, graduation progress, and the creator tax are all shown there.

Open the launchpad
source 03

Published contract addresses

The pons docs list every factory and locker address they deploy from. Confirm the contract that created a token is one of them, because an impostor token was created by something else.

Open the pons docs
source 04

The launchpad source code

The contracts are public. If you would rather read Solidity than take anyone's word, the locker with no withdrawal function is right there, in a file, where you can check that it really has none.

Open the repository

04 / costs

What a buy actually costs.

Mostly small numbers, and knowing them means you never panic about a missing fraction of an ETH again. One of these lines is not small at all, and it is the reason there is no prize for being first.

Line itemTypical costPaid toNote
Gas, per transactionETH, priced liveThe networkRobinhood Chain is a rollup, so gas is modest next to Ethereum. It is not a fixed number, so read it in the wallet
Bridging inone gas feeThe chain you leave fromPaid on Ethereum or Arbitrum, not here. Bridging out later is slower, not pricier
pons trading fee-70% creator, 30% ponsCharged on the ETH side, on buys and on sells, at the same rate before and after graduation
Uniswap pool fee, after graduation-NobodyThe pons fee replaces it rather than sitting on top of it, so the two never stack
Creator tax-Would go to the creatorpons permits up to 10 percent and freezes the number at creation, so whatever it is set to cannot be raised later
Anti-snipe tax, first seconds of a launchup to 99%Back into the launchDecays to nothing within seconds. It exists so racing the opening block is pointless. Buys only, never sells
Slippage tolerancea ceiling you setThe marketNot a charge. Usually you pay considerably less than the ceiling you agreed to
Failed transactionthe gas it burnedThe networkThe trade reverts and your tokens stay put. The gas does not come back
Blob of Affection tax-Set at creationFrozen in the contract the moment the token is made, so it reads the same on day one and on day four hundred

// how to read the table: the pons fee is a percentage of the ETH you spend, and it splits 70 percent to the creator and 30 percent to the protocol. Nothing stacks on top of it. Every rate here is printed on the token page before you sign, and gas is the one line you can only see in the wallet, so read it there, every time, forever.

05 / fake pairs and other predators

The swamp has copies of me. They bite.

pons says it plainly in their own risk notes: anyone can create a launch with any name, any symbol, and any image, including ones built to imitate a project that already exists. There is no verification badge to look for and no vetting queue behind the scenes. Their advice is the whole of this section. Always check the token address, because it is the only identifier that cannot be copied.

critical · impersonation

The copy with my face on it

Same name, same picture, same tagline, different contract. Launching one costs almost nothing, takes a minute, and needs no permission from anybody. The name and the artwork are free to steal. The address is not.

check: does the token page url end in the address printed on this page? if it does not, close the tab.

critical · honeypot

The token you can buy but never sell

An active pattern on this chain. The contract happily takes your ETH, then blocks the sell, or taxes it down to nothing, or only lets certain wallets out. The chart looks perfect because nobody in it has ever been allowed to leave.

check: read the verified source on the explorer. a blacklist, a pause switch, or an owner who can change the tax later are all visible in it.

critical · drainer

The unlimited approval

The EVM speciality. A page asks for an approval instead of a trade, sets the amount to unlimited, and takes nothing that day. Weeks later the contract you approved empties that token out of your wallet, and the signature it uses is the one you already gave.

rule: edit every approval down to the amount you are spending. unlimited has no expiry date.

critical · fabrication

The Robinhood Chain airdrop

There is no Robinhood Chain token. Gas is paid in ETH and the chain never issued a coin of its own, so there is no allocation, no claim page, and no snapshot you missed. Every version of this offer is fabricated from the first word.

rule: a claim page for a token that does not exist is a claim page for your wallet.

critical · fabrication

The Proof of Blob claim page

A page, a bot or a stranger says a round has paid out and you need to connect, sign, or cover gas to receive your share. Proof of Blob pushes shares into wallets. There is no claim page, no claim button, no signature and no fee to receive, and there never will be.

rule: a share you have to claim is not a share. it is bait with the toad's face on it.

high · social

The helpful stranger

Minutes after you post a question, someone friendly arrives in your inbox. They have the right avatar, an almost right handle, and a very urgent fix that starts with a link or a phrase.

rule: nobody from this project will ever message you first. support happens in public or not at all.

high · phishing

The lookalike domain

One letter dropped, one word added, one ending swapped. The page is a pixel perfect copy that asks you to sign something described as a connection or a claim. There is exactly one official launchpad domain, and it is www.ponsfamily.com.

rule: read the domain out loud before signing. bookmarks beat memory, every single time.

medium · pressure

The fake deadline

Presale closing, allocation expiring, bonus ending in nine minutes. Urgency exists to stop you verifying. There was never a presale here and there never will be, and the opening seconds of any pons launch are taxed so heavily that racing them loses money on purpose.

rule: any countdown that wants your money is a countdown to your regret.

medium · impersonation

The mirrored channel

A group with the same name, same banner, and a bot pinning a different contract address. Member counts are inflated with bought accounts, and admins ban anyone who asks questions.

rule: reach channels only through links on this site. never through search results.

Signals that something is wrong

  • The contract was deployed an hour ago but the project claims to be old.
  • Liquidity thin enough that your own ordinary order moves the price several percent.
  • Buys from hundreds of wallets and sells from almost none.
  • Source code that is not verified on the explorer, so nobody outside can read what it does.
  • A mint function, an owner, a pause, or a blacklist in the verified source. A pons launch token has none of the four.
  • A creator tax set near the cap. That is permitted on pons and still expensive for you, so read it before you trade rather than after.
  • One wallet holding a large slice of supply that is neither the curve nor the locker.
  • A website that never prints a contract address anywhere on it.

If you already signed something bad

  • Move fast, not neatly. Create a fresh wallet on a device you trust and send remaining assets there immediately.
  • Revoke the approvals first. On an EVM chain a live approval is the thing still pointing at your money, and it keeps working long after you have stopped thinking about it. Revoke each one, then abandon the wallet for anything valuable.
  • Assume the seed is burned if you ever typed it into a website. Rotating one token is not enough.
  • Do not pay a recovery service. Recovery services are the second scam, aimed at people who already lost once.
  • Write down what happened and post it in the open channel. Your bad afternoon becomes someone else's warning.
worth knowing before any of this pons has not completed an audit. Reviews are under way and none of them has closed. That is their own published position rather than a rumour, and it is the sort of thing you should know before putting money through any launchpad. This toad has no audit either. Anyone showing you an audit badge for $BLOB is showing you a picture they made.

// what the contract fixes at creation

-tokens in supply
-creator tax
-pons fee, curve and pool alike
0roadmap items, ever

// these fill in from the launch contract once the token is deployed. holder counts and volume live on the token page, not on a page we control.

06 / moist dispatch

A newsletter that is mostly weather.

One letter, roughly every Thursday. Pond notes, a feeling of the week, honest updates when something breaks, and zero price predictions because the toad cannot count.

What lands in your inbox

  • One short pond report, written the morning it is sent.
  • A feeling picked from the Feelings Index with the story behind it.
  • Security notes when a new impostor token appears, always with the real contract address repeated in full.
  • Community picks from the channels, including the drawings that should not exist.
  • No affiliate links, no paid mentions, no "partnership announcement" that is just a logo swap.

Average length is 480 words. Median read time is two minutes and eleven seconds, measured once, unscientifically. You can leave with one click at the bottom of every letter, and the toad will not follow you.

// recent issues

Join the Moist Dispatch

Enter an email. Confirm you are a person who occasionally feels things. That is the whole application process.

That address is missing a piece. It needs an at sign with a domain after it.
Pick one option so the toad knows how often to write

// no tracking pixels, no data sales, one unsubscribe link in every letter. we store the address and nothing else.

You are on the list.

Your address is written down and it goes nowhere else. Nothing will land in your inbox until there is weather worth reporting.

07 / where everyone is standing

Come be damp with company.

These are the only official channels. Reach them from this page, never from a search result. Anyone messaging you first from any of them is not from any of them.

Telegram: The Big Puddle

Fast, loud, mostly kind. Ask questions here and expect an answer in minutes, usually from someone who has already made your mistake.

Discord: The Damp Hall

Slower rooms for longer thoughts. Channels for lore, artwork, verification help, and one channel that is only frog photographs.

X: the daily croak

Short posts, weather reports, and the official place where the contract address is pinned. Announcements appear here first.

Reddit: long form swamp

Where research posts live. Good for reading how holders think, and for arguments that last four days and change nobody.

Farcaster: /damp

Smaller, quieter, more experimental. This is where new feelings get tested before they reach the index.

GitHub: open swamp

The site, the feelings dataset, and the little scripts that count things. Pull requests welcome, especially the typo ones.

House rules, all five of them

  • No price targets stated as facts. Guesses are fine when labelled as guesses.
  • No links in first messages. New accounts posting links get removed automatically.
  • Answer beginners properly. Everyone was confused about slippage once.
  • Report impersonators instead of arguing with them. Screenshots help.
  • If a question is about your own wallet keys, the answer is always no.
how we contact you Moderators never send the first message. Announcements happen in public channels and in the Moist Dispatch. There is no support ticket bot, no wallet validation tool, and no staking portal.
how to verify a moderator Ask in the public channel. A real moderator will answer there, in front of everyone. An impostor will insist on privacy, which tells you everything.

08 / when things wobble

Troubleshooting, sorted by panic level.

Almost every problem on this list is normal and boring. Read the matching answer before you post, then post anyway if it still feels wrong.

My transaction failed. Did I lose the money?

Not the money, no. A failed transaction moves nothing. The chain ran your instructions, hit a condition it did not like, and threw the entire result away, so your ETH and your tokens are exactly where they were before you pressed the button.

The gas is gone, though. You paid the network to make the attempt, and attempting is the part it charges for. The two usual causes are slippage set tighter than the price actually moved, and a gas price the chain has since outrun. Adjust one of them and try again.

My transaction has been pending for ages and nothing else works either.

Every transaction from your wallet carries a nonce, which is really just a counter. The chain runs them strictly in order, so one stuck transaction blocks everything queued behind it. That is why the whole wallet feels frozen rather than only the one trade.

Open the pending transaction and choose speed up. That resends the same transaction with the same nonce and a higher gas price, and the network keeps whichever version confirms. Cancel does the same trick with an empty transaction to yourself, which frees the nonce without doing the trade. Do not simply send it again from scratch, because that queues a second transaction behind the first one.

The trade confirmed but I cannot see the token in my wallet.

Wallets only display tokens they already know about, and yours has never heard of this one. Open the token list, choose import or add custom token, and paste the contract address from this page. The name, symbol, and decimals fill themselves in by reading the contract.

If it still hides, paste your own address into Blockscout. If the balance shows there, it exists, and your wallet is just being shy.

Why did I get fewer tokens than the quote showed?

Because the price is not one fixed number. Before a launch graduates you are buying from a bonding curve, which raises the price as it sells, so a large order walks up that curve and fills at a worse average price than the first token it bought. That is price impact, and it is caused by you rather than by anyone else.

Slippage is a separate idea. It is only the ceiling you agreed to accept. If your fill landed inside that ceiling, the trade did exactly what you authorised. If it would have landed outside it, the trade would have reverted instead of quietly costing you more.

Can I buy this on a centralised exchange instead?

Not today. There is no team submitting listing applications, because there is no team in the traditional sense. If a listing ever happens, it will be announced on the X account and in the Moist Dispatch, with the contract address repeated in full.

Any exchange announcement that reaches you first by direct message is fake. Every single time.

How much should I actually put in?

An amount that would not change your week if it went to zero tomorrow. Meme coins are entertainment with a price feed attached. Treat the number as the cost of the joke and the community.

If you find yourself checking the chart before you check on people you love, the amount was too big.

I sent ETH on the wrong network. What now?

Breathe. Your address is identical on every EVM chain, so the ETH almost certainly still exists, just on a chain you were not looking at. Paste your address into the explorer for the network you actually sent to and confirm that before assuming anything is lost.

If it landed on Ethereum or Arbitrum, bridge it across and carry on with your day. If you withdrew from an exchange onto a network your wallet cannot reach at all, that one goes through their support process, with the transaction hash in hand and some patience in reserve.

Someone is messaging me claiming to be the toad.

The toad does not slide into inboxes. It writes a newsletter and posts in public. Block, report, and if you have a moment, post the screenshot in the community channel so the next person recognises the pattern.

Do not engage to waste their time. Engagement teaches their scripts what works.

Someone says I have a Proof of Blob share waiting to be claimed.

You do not, because nothing in Proof of Blob is claimed. If you held the target token in your own wallet at a round's snapshot block and you were inside the cut, the publisher pushed the share into that wallet already. Open the explorer and look. If it is not there, no claim page will put it there.

Every message, page or bot offering to release a share in exchange for a connection, a signature, or a gas fee is a scam. The Proof of Blob page explains the whole mechanism, and the word claim does not appear in the contract.

Is any of this financial advice?

No. This is a page about a damp cartoon animal with a token attached. Nothing here is a recommendation to buy, hold, or sell anything. Crypto assets can lose all value very quickly, and meme coins do it faster than most.

Do your own research, verify the contract address yourself, and only risk what you can lose without changing your life.

09 / keep going

You are damp. Now read the rest of the pond.

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